My Garden Helper, Cleo

I have many garden helpers, but Cleo is the most regular of them all. I use ‘helper’ in the most loose sense of the term! In actual fact she’s pretty unhelpful most of the time. However, how could I ever hold a grudge looking at that little face…? She’s adorable. Though, I may be a little biased.

French bulldog sitting in the grass

Mischief, poop, and potatoes

Cleo can mainly be found searching for mischief wherever she goes or eating things that she really shouldn’t. She has a soft spot for poop. Cat poop. Much to her delight there is a big ginger Tom who visits the plot. He’s a bit evil, he terrorises the cat that actually lives at the plot but that’s a story for another day! Anyway, much to Cloe’s delight the Tom cat sometimes leaves a little ‘cat snack’ (poop) or two if we haven’t been over for a couple of days. most of the time I catch them before Cleo get a chance to nibble them but sometimes I’m not that lucky…[insert heaving noises here]. its disgusting. Cleo is disgusting. But, she is a dog…a disgusting beastie of a dog.

Aside from the poop fetish I have learnt that the veggie garden is actually a pretty hazardous space for a pooch to roam. This year she has already had an emergency vet visit because she ate a mouldy seed potato! it was absolutely my fault and I felt awful. I had tipped out a big pot of potatoes that were forgotten about from before the winter and Cleo grabbed a mouldy spud and devoured it before I could stop her. Note to all gardening pet parents: potatoes are really poisonous to our puppers so keep an eye on them when you’re digging up those tubers! Cleo and I learnt the hard way on that one! It was really scary, and expensive. She has made a total recovery though and is absolutely back to her old self – thank god. And, from now on I will be emptying potatoes when she’s not there, or somewhere she cant reach!

The destroyer of dreams and seedlings

empty seed trays with soil on windowsill

Earlier this year I started all of my little pepper plants off in the house. I lovingly planted the tiny seeds in trays, gave them a grow light and waited nervously for them to start sprouting. When their green leaves pushed through the soil I potted them into individual modules to continue their growing and labelled each type. I gave them pride of place on the brightest windowsill I had so they got the very best start in life that I could provide. I came home from work to the above photo. Seedlings decimated, soil all over the windowsill and floor, and Cleo sleeping soundly on the sofa. I saved the seedlings I could but there’s no way to know which seedlings were chilli seedlings or sweet pepper seedlings…urgh!!

She’s a digger though. She loves digging in any piles of soil left hanging around. It gives her the ‘zoomies’. I had actually started the veg plot before we welcomed Cleo into the family. So having a doggo really didn’t factor into the design – which really isn’t too ‘digger friendly’ to be honest! I opted for metal raised beds and whilst 5 of them are tabletop height, I chose 3 half heigh ones for ‘jazziness’. BIG mistake…they are perfect hopping height for this lady. I had to construct makeshift fences to go around them to keep her off whilst the plants established…because she demolished them.